Dear Flappy Bird: It’s Not Me, It’s You (A Breakup Letter) Flappy Bird, we need to talk. We’ve had a long history together—you, me, and those cursed green pipes—but I can’t keep doing this. You’ve hurt me too many times.
At first, it was fun. I thought you were cute. You were simple, retro, and charming in a “look, I only need one finger to play!” kind of way. But then I realized… you’re toxic....